Alcohol >? Excrement [Friday, May 13, 2005]
Well, I haven't posted for a while; it's about time, eh?
In the spirit of the "Sungod Festival" (big party at UCSD) and the uncountable number of alcohol bottles my housemate and his friends drank and left on the counter today, I give you this:
Disclaimer: Most of these things about alcohol are just general knowledge and not personal experience.
In the spirit of the "Sungod Festival" (big party at UCSD) and the uncountable number of alcohol bottles my housemate and his friends drank and left on the counter today, I give you this:
8 Reasons Why Urine Is Better Than Alcohol:
- Urine is much cheaper.
- There is no minimum age to posess urine.
- There is no blood-urine content to measure.
- While it may make you vomit, alcohol may make you vomit and may make you do things you'll regret later. (You'll just regret urine immediately following consumption.)
- Ever hear of a "Pee Gut"?
- We all have our very own brewery.
- Nobody will think about stealing your drink.
- It has no carbs.
Disclaimer: Most of these things about alcohol are just general knowledge and not personal experience.
posted by Ryan at 8:02 PM
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