Ryan's Waste of Precious Webspace

Here I am, on Christmas morning after a night of no sleep and about 3 episodes of semi-violent vomiting. Don't pity me; it was kinda funny and it seems to happen every year to at least one person in our immediate family.

Then, I almost kept my mom's cider down, but I'm an idiot and dehydrated myself by taking a looong bath, then stood up to take a shower only to almost faint and eventually to find myself right back where I was last night - hovering over the toilet watching things I ate fly by my nose en route to a watery repository.